so i watched the avengers today

when loki comes on screen:
liduhhh: omg preccious bbbbbbbbbbbbbb *high-pitched squealing noises*
when chris evans' butt comes on screen:
liduhhh: *high-pitched squealing noises*
when something shipable comes on screen:
liduhhh: *high-pitched squealing noises*
when hawkeye comes on screen:
cherry: omg that bow is so attractive hnnnnnnnnggggggghhhhh

I wrote a haiku

leslie-crusher:

I hate group projects
just let me do it myself
everyone else sucks

hi liduh this seems quite relevant to you

(Source: lesliecrusher)

at group advising

advising professor: A bit of advice -- don't try to strategize your life. Ask yourself, "What do I want to do right now?" and go out and do it. You know, kind of like a greedy algorithm.
room full of computer science majors: *cracks up*

the repercussions of being antisocial

me: *walks into group advising session for my major*
me: *sees a handful of people all sitting far away from each other*
me: (well this is awkward)
me: (okay just gonna casually sit in this chair next to the door far far away from anyone else)
advising professor: *walks in*
prof: "Hmmmmm."
prof: "Where am I supposed to go?"
prof: "I'll just sit here."
prof: *plops down in the seat next to me*
me:
me:
me:
me: (well this is awkward)

so i am rank 24 on fb tetris battle

cherry: check that out ppl who are rank thirty thousand
me: *eyezooms*
cherry: i round up
cherry: anything above 23 is thirty thousand and anything 23 and below is zero
cherry: seems legit

i really wish i weren’t such a coward when it comes to talking to people i don’t know well and voicing my own opinions

now i’m stuck in a group doing a group project that i personally think we’re getting in way over our heads with, and i can’t suggest a project change because it’s probably way too late. also overzealous group members are rather gung-ho about this whole thing and i am just a;slkdjv;alieuralkj can’t we just do something simple

on another note i really really really hate group projects where you can’t pick your groups i mean come on this is college and

ugh

this class

cherry butchers sayings part 1

cherry: (reading people's reactions to the guilty crown finale on tumblr) no what feels there are no feels you are off your high horse
me:
cherry:
me:
cherry: shut up! i meant to say "you are off your rocker" but that made me think of rocking horses so it came out as "you are off your high horse" and... i have no idea what was the meaning behind the things that just spewed out of my mouth.
me: okay.

reason #510293 why i have problems communicating

me: *goes upstairs to check if rice is done cooking yet*
me: *realizes i have no idea what the date is*
me: what day is it?
melun: it's tuesday.
me: i mean, what date is it?
melun: the 20th?
me: oh okay.
me: when is my rice going to be done whine whine whine
melun: what day did you put it in???
me:
me:
me:
me: i put it in 30 minutes ago what are you talking about
melun: then why did you ask me what day it was?!

just spent x hours customizing my theme

for no good reason

it’s not like i ever look at it anyway

BUT WHATEVER IT’S PRETTY  ( ´∀`)  .:*・°☆.。

me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
wtf are you strange i only know theory bro lalalala 8D ppl who can wear skinnies. /stares down

wat i didn’t even know there was a theory of fashion ಠ_ಠ

and skinnies are the only pants i can wear without five inches of material dragging on the ground 8|

lmfao that is why i didn’t pick it up bro :P

bro your fashion sense is 120938610298342x better than mine

although admittedly that’s not saying much